why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
BECAUSE WE NEED SUMMER OFF TO PLANT AND HARVEST OUR VALUABLE CROPS BEFORE THE FIRST FROST HITS AND OUR FAMILIES DIE BECAUSE WE DIDNT FILL OUR SHED WITH PICKLED FOOD
If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing.
And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.